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With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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Christian Slater

Ivy Wolk

Rose Byrne

Danielle Macdonald

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Director:

Mary Bronstein

Release Date:

2025-10-10

Run Time:

113m

Tagline:

Everything is under control.

Genres:

Drama

Keywords:

absent husband female protagonist hotel long island, new york montauk motherhood mysterious illness psychological drama sick child therapist woman director

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Christian Slater

Ivy Wolk

Rose Byrne

Danielle Macdonald

Conan O'Brien

A$AP Rocky

Delaney Quinn

Mary Bronstein

Mark Stolzenberg

Manu Narayan

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